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Old 18-11-2011, 20:37   #1501
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Now which Accy Webber does this remind you of.
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Old 18-11-2011, 21:33   #1502
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Innuendo - an Italian suppository.
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Old 18-11-2011, 21:34   #1503
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Lesser known member of the Round Table - Sir Cumference.
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Old 18-11-2011, 21:49   #1504
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Now which Accy Webber does this remind you of.
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Reminds me of Neil.
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Old 19-11-2011, 13:16   #1505
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Cashy, the shape of things to come.
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Old 19-11-2011, 14:01   #1506
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Cashy, the shape of things to come.
As well as being funny,its likely true.
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Old 20-11-2011, 18:27   #1507
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On a recent trip to the United States , Julia Gillard Prime Minister of Aust, addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians.

She spoke for almost an hour on her plans for a Carbon Trading Tax for Aust.
At the conclusion of her speech, the crowd presented her with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
A very chuffed Julia then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds..
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Julia Gillard.They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of s__t it can no longer fly

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Old 20-11-2011, 19:57   #1508
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long the same lines we live next to an Indian Reserve and my wife's Indian name would be Four Horses. (Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag !)
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Old 20-11-2011, 20:01   #1509
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And the Jewish knight - Sir Cumcision.
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Old 20-11-2011, 20:02   #1510
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Reminds me of Neil.
Its nice to know you think about me so much as well
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Old 20-11-2011, 20:58   #1511
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And the Jewish knight - Sir Cumcision.
Nice one flashy -wonder if they're related...
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Old 25-11-2011, 22:38   #1512
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Job Interview.
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Old 26-11-2011, 08:33   #1513
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I've just bought some 007 Viagra tablets. They enable me to roger more.
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Old 29-11-2011, 13:47   #1514
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Henry was trying to sell his battered old car for £45.His friend,Tom, said he would pay 10% less than the price Henry was asking for the car.Henry was not very good at figures so he said he would think about Tom's offer.That evening, when he was in his usual bar,Henry asked thebarmaid "if i offered you £45 less 10% what would you take off?"
The barmaid hesitated slightly, then replied: "Everything exept my ear-rings."


The vet had just supervised the delivery of a litter of kittens to the old spinsters cat."I just don't know how it could have happened,"said the spinster."Tibbles is never allowed out and no other cats are ever allowed into the house."
" But what about him?"asked the vet, pointing to a large tom cat sitting in an armchair.
"Oh, don't be silly," replied the spinster. "That's her brother."
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Old 29-11-2011, 14:55   #1515
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Welcome back Claytonx - haven't been many jokes lately...
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